deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

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halleydoedog:

imactuallystraight:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

OH MY FUCK I NEVER THOUGJE I COULE LAUGH SO FUCKINGN HARX AT A VIDEO I HAVE TEArs OHMFUCK

Just watched this after reblogging it & it’s honestly my favorite omg

(via sighoakley)

In case anyone is having a bad night:

heythereclifford:

radiolightning:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

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trinitymemes:

I’m seeing a lot of comments about grace being spooned and not enough comments about hOW WELL SHE ASSEMBLED THAT COUCH. LIKE, GOOD FOR YOU GRACE, YOU DID THAT ALL BY YOURSELF THATS SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF. GOOD JOB. WELL DONE

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